Well, due to constant mass procrastination over Christmas break, I will not update the blog until school once again resumes. (January 5th) That is all.
As those of you with msn already know, I've not been updatin' me blog due to mass Final Fantasy XI playing. This will go on fr like.. Maybe another week or so? I don't know. I usualy only update at school when I'm bored as hell.. and there is no school, thus no updates. Sorry for the leave, and I will update today. "Woot."
Yesterday and today I failed to find a blog to bash on. WHAT THE HELL? It usualy only takes me five minutes to find a nice and crappy one. So heres the deal: I'll take any request that you guys have, and all you have to do is message or comment me the blog's link. Be it your blog, mom's blog, friend's blog, Bush's blog, I don't care. Just keep the blog bash going and support meh.
Blogs these days have the worst color schemes in history. This may be highly biased, but for God's sake some are just pitiful. I decided to go browse some tblogs for once, and I finally found a couple of tblogs to bash on.
First: A blog that is all yellow with black borders and text. !*(%7#%(*)#%&_(*&! Jesus Christ, I'd rather stare at the sun than that shit with my monitor's brightness all the way up.
Second: A blog with all dingy green colors and black text. Green is one of the WEAKEST colors to use on a website. Especially dark green. The blog freaking sucked on top of that.
Lastly: Any and all pink blogs with black backgrounds. Are you all so freaking dull that you can't do any better than THAT? No further commentation!
What you all need to do is check Andrea's blog. Best damn blog layout I've ever seen in my history of browsing blogs. Truly a greatness it is.
This bash isn't to any blog in particular. I'm just exeedingly pissed pissed off at all the idiots who think alternating caps are in any way cool. It isn't. It makes you look like an extremely moronic dumbass who probably couldn't tell up from down (if you get that little joke).
To anyone who has their title/entry headings/content in general like this, take note: Its HIGHLY annoying and ultimately lame. Do yourself a favor and fix that shit .. make yourself look in some way intellegent. Anyway, thats all. Just had the sudden need to bash on that.
A blog I hate is a blog that has terrible spelling. Like this blog I was checking out just a few minutes ago. Observe the quote:
"dis my blg dat is cooll.. haha.. cool bog u lik it? i do. i had fnu 2day kthxbye"
Now, let us break this down and analyze it.
"dis my blg ..." - How about I DISS your gay ass blog? The common asshole sometimes unexpectedly sets themself up for such an easy bash, as shown above.
"... dat is cooll ..." - Sorry, but your blog is not cool for the following reasons: A - You say its cool, and you aren't. B - You misspelled "that" and "cool" .. which is uncool.
... haha.. cool bog u lik it? ... - I would say no, but since you spelled blog wrong, I will assume you mean swampish area. On another note, that is not cool either.
... i do. ... - You will be the only to do so.
... i had fnu 2day ... - Wow, great entry. You had fnu eh? Man.. that must have been awesome. I'm having fnu reading your lame ass blog.
... kthxbye - kyourwelcomebye, dipshit.
Now, I'm no gramatical genous myself, but damn. Thats just ridiculous. Over and out.
Another lame blog, but this time someone who wants to be 1337. For those of you who don't know, 1337 is a language made up of symbols and numbers which should only be used by hackers and techies. But of course, these days you've got your fair share of losers who don't fit in either category but use it anyway. Quote:
No - you're gay. The "1337" language these days is so overused by people that its no longer cool. I too used to be a fan of this odd language, until a bunch of posers jumped ship and believed it was cool. Its not. It makes you look highly uneducated to go around typing |_1|<3 7|-|1$ (like this) all the time.> Its so much damn easier just to type normaly all the time, rather than taking 5 minutes to type out "Hello, I am a fake lame ass hacker." (that took me 3 seconds to type) Why would you want to be a hacker anyway? Ohhh.. So you can put some lame virus on a computer, get caught, sent to jail, then screwed (or F|_|X0|23|) in your language) for about five years? Wheres the sense in that?
Oh, or let me guess.. You want to be "1337" because you need online geek friends rather than real friends, in which you cannot obtain. Weak. Since you're so "1337" and all technical or whatever, why not try this:
Find an image of the sun. Download it onto your computer. Write a program so that it automatically changes your background to this image. Send it to other "1337" people.
Maybe then you won't be such a lame ass geek.
Online Quizzes will be the death of blogs as we know it. (5)
As a special request, I'm going back to how gay online quizzes are. I just don't seem to get it. Quizzes in blogs must be some sort of daily ritual or something.. I've gone to numerous blogs where people talk about their shitty lives and then all of the sudden, "QUIZZIE TIME!"
WTF? No. Stop. They're so old and repetive... Especially anime quizzes. I was browsing a damn blog earlier and I saw this person took THREE quizzes with the SAME NAME and got the SAME RESULT with DIFFERENT PICTURES. Everytime I see a friggin' quiz, I just want to bash my freaking forehead into my monitor, and just headbang the shit out of it.
There are worse quizzes too:
Which one of the (korn)dolls' alter-egos are you? What type of turd are you? What kind of undergarmet are you? What type of serial killer will your daughter be? Which rapist will you marry?
Some blogs I've seen have only been to post quiz results. FLKJHWAIURGIAUSBDkDSFUIBA SDKJBASDJKB!! Get a damn life so you can tell us about that rather than your gay ass quizes! Blogs are headed into a wrong direction with these lame ass quizzes. Then again.. my blog is heading in the wrong direction too. Blah, as long as its not as lame as a damn quiz blog...
I guess its no longer a complete day without bashing a blog anymore. Heres the deal this time: My uhh.. "homie" has this gothic-like chick that he broke up with. This chick has this lame ass blog that my "homie" wanted me to check out. And let the bash begin.
Goths are the most retarded people I know. Why? Simple quote that I have achived that pretty much describes them: "They receive their 'dark revelations' through drugs." Yes, and these "dark revelations" could just be called absolute stupidity. How? Check out these lines from a goth who had just poped a few ecstasy pills:
-echoe is a pretty name
Echoe? Echo-e? Is this like.. some kind of lame ass gothic goddess that you worship? Its one of the weakest names I've ever freaking heard in my life. Its worst than MY name, which is unisex but is usualy only found on chicks. Pfft..
-my brane melted
Two options: A - You never had one as you spelled brain as "brane." Or.. B - Your tiny inferior "brane" was indeed melted.
-the world is really upside down
Nah, your dumbass is just lying on the floor half passed out.
-michael still loves me, he just doesn't know it
Again, you're freaking wrong. You just don't know that he DOESN'T love you.
-fire is hot
Smoking has killed your brain cells if you have finally realized this. Another example of the dumbass goth.
-pee is warm
Lets see. Most gothic chicks I've heard about are sluts. Were you pissed on when you found this out?
-blue is too rushed
Umm.. what?
And lastly...
-kitties make a pluhpluhpluhrrrrrrrrr noise when you rub you face on them
PLUHPLUHPLUHRRRRRRRR? What in the blue hell? Did you let some of your cat pop a couple of pills with you? I sat here right now in my damn chair just making that sound, clueless. I even got my own cat and rubbed my face against it. Almost got my ass scratched. I just don't know what else to say about this one. It just left me dead stumped.
And thus, we can conclude goths are stupid. Simple and efficiently put. Now, I know there are a lot of wannabe goth bloggers that are probably reading this, which is a good thing. Let the bashing begin... I'm done with this entry.
Today, I have nothing bad to say about any blogs (yet). Wow. Anyway, this is the deal. I took a break from checking out the blogs today, and decided to go google whacking.
Anyway: I decided to query some fellow whackers, and found out that google bombing is much more fun and easy. Also, has freaking brutal effects.
What is google bombing you ask? Well, Google searches more than just the contents of web pages - it also counts how often a site is linked to, and with what words. So: What you do is you make a link to whatever page and have the words whatever you and some friends set them to. Its good to have about 40 - 50 folks helping you with this, depending on the set of words those numbers could go up by the hundreds.
Now, I was given a clue about a google bomb. Apparently, typing in "miserable failure" in a search engine will give you George W. Bush's biography as the first result. L-M-A-O. Now thats good stuff. Also, "weapons of mass destruction" brings up a parody site of "This page cannot be displayed."
This is indeed good stuff. leave a comment or message me, and we can get some bombing going eh? As a note: Google bombing was created by a BLOGGER. Freaking incredible.
Bloging again. Late night style.. right after three hours of homework. Heres the quote:
"dude... i was out a lil whil ago hittin the blunt.. man.. so f***ing high as the sky..."
WTF? You'll never make it to the sky you freaking druggie. You're going to hit rock freaking bottom. You think smoking is cool, those who do it for the hell of it? BULL. You think its cool because smoking has killed so many of your unused brain cells that you're dumb as hell enough to think so. What? You understood that? Let me give your ass a few pointers:
You want to get high? Hell, since you're dumb enough to smoke, do this: Get on top of the Empire State Building. If you fall off, oh well! You won't feel that shit when you fall anyway ya freaking druggie. I say you're best falling off too. The world doesn't need fools like you.
Want a buzz? Electricute yourself Oh yeah, you'll buzz alright. And you'll be damn shocked about you dumb you are I hope. Again, we just need you all to die. You're all total shits.
You know what.. forget it. I'm tired. Going to sleep. I hope you smokers that do it for fun choke and die while I sleep. Idiots...
Fourth period at school. Bored of my f'in mind. Reading blogs once again. Same thing everyday. Whats with losers these days trying to be psycho? Heres the quote from another anonymous blog:
"people look at me like i'm a freak because I am different then they are. its like.. the world hates me becase i'm a psycho."
Ok, you claim to be psycho. Thats nice and all, but let me tell you something eh? You're psycho for wanting to be that way! If you're really crazy, you wouldn't come out and brag to the world about how screwed up your are. You aren't naturaly psycho. You're just a posing freak who wants to be someone who can't control themself, and probably wouldn't be able to type that much while constantly making sense either. Then I read more of the blog:
"they just put me on another medication. that makes seven.. man my life sucks."
No - You suck. Get a life, freak. If you were really that bad, they'd have you locked up at this time. Stop faking it! It pisses me off while I'm at school and see this freaks trying to be all mentaly corrupt and crazy. YOU ARE NOT PSYCHO. STOP TRYING TO BE WHAT YOU THINK IS COOL.
I'm going to keep all blogs I make fun of anonymous as possible as I do this. For freaking crying out loud, some ravers are absolute dumbasses. And I quote from this loser's blog:
"i decided to try n get a life.. so i'm going to raves on friday and saturday"
WTF? YOU IDIOT.. You go to raves to WASTE AWAY your life. You really need to get your ass up and go to both of them. Get stoned out of your ass, pop as many pills as possible and watch the colors go by. Hope you don't wake in the morning after you pass out, dipshit.
Idiots like this are the reason I get assumed to be a massive druggie thats poped every pill in the freaking galaxy. Truth be told, I've been to only two raves in my life and both in which I stayed away from that crap. I know better. I just go, dance, dig the chicks, try to score, fail at that, get the hell out.
Dipshit ravers will be the death of blogs as we know it... or even wannabe goths for that matter. (I'll cover that before the week ends, heh)
My freaking God. Constantly browsing blogs, I find people posting their results from lame ass online quizes. OOooohhh... "What season are you?" "What character are you?" "What color are you?"
Dude.. Screw that. If anything, take a real quiz like, "What kind of dipshit are you?" All of the damn results would be the same: "You're the type of dipshit that takes these quizes."
I don't find the freaking point in these damn quizes. They all give the same fr00ty answers about shit you'll probably forget about within the next week. Have I taken some quizes? Damn right. I took one about three weeks ago about how much I freaking own. My results? I don't remember, and don't give a damn.
People should spend their online time doing something more interesting. Like getting their ass hauled by me in Unreal Tournament. Like these noobs did a few hours ago:
5:22pm (+[DBD]Bob_Costas) [18:54] * »dìgí-ràvé« had a Multi Kill! 5:22pm (+[DBD]Bob_Costas) [18:53] * »dìgí-ràvé« had an ULTRA KILL!! 5:23pm (+[DBD]Bob_Costas) [18:51] * »dìgí-ràvé« had a M O N S T E R K I L L !!! 5:23pm (+[DBD]Bob_Costas) [18:51] »dìgí-ràvé« is on a Killing Spree! 5:23pm (+[DBD]Bob_Costas) [18:51] »dìgí-ràvé« has the blue flag! 5:23pm (+[DBD]Bob_Costas) [18:50] * »dìgí-ràvé« had a M O N S T E R K I L L !!! 5:23pm (+[DBD]Bob_Costas) [18:48] * »dìgí-ràvé« had a M O N S T E R K I L L !!! 5:23pm (+[DBD]Bob_Costas) [18:47] * »dìgí-ràvé« had a M O N S T E R K I L L !!! 5:23pm (+[DBD]Bob_Costas) [18:46] * »dìgí-ràvé« had a M O N S T E R K I L L !!! 5:23pm (+[DBD]Bob_Costas) [18:45] * »dìgí-ràvé« had a M O N S T E R K I L L !!! 5:24pm (+[DBD]Bob_Costas) [18:43] AoUF}{DarkzannA has the red flag! 5:24pm (+[DBD]Bob_Costas) [18:41] }WM{WaRRioR}: digi is cheating so much 5:24pm (+[DBD]Bob_Costas) [18:39] AõÜf}{//¤°ñ¥: Yep 5:24pm (+[DBD]Bob_Costas) [18:39] Phil0spheh: hax
To hell if I know. I noticed a lot of folks these days have blogs. I know this as a serious fact, as I spent hours on hours procrastinating at school reading them rather than doing the bullshit my Systems Engineering teacher assigns us.
I found something else out. Eh? Whats this you ask? Blogs SUCK. ASS. I mean... hardcore CRAP. So why am I bothering? I don't know. I need something better to do besides read other's crap. So, I'm going to write about other's crap. Yes... its so perfect.
Now, I know people are going to attack my blog back. Freakin' great, have a damn blast critizing text. I'll do what I do, you do what you do. Enough for now eh? I'll write a real entry in this thing later.
